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TheBeardedPlantaholic Merch
Local, Bold, Rooted in Style
Wear your plant obsession with pride. The Bearded Plantaholic merch range features custom vests, t-shirts, hoodies, tote bags and more – all designed with our signature botanical flair and made locally in Worcester using high-quality organic cotton.
From bold logo prints to nature-inspired designs, every piece is crafted for comfort, sustainability, and everyday wear. Whether you're potting up or heading out, this is gear made for plant lovers who don’t blend in.
Locally made. Earth-kind. Designed to stand out.
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Rooted Style
Our Bearded Plantaholic merch range is made for the plant-obsessed, the pot collectors, the propagation pros, and the leaf lovers who know that plant life is real life. From bold slogans to iconic sign-offs, each design is a wearable nod to the wonderfully weird world of plants – and the community growing around it.
All our pieces are made from soft, sustainable organic cotton and printed locally in Worcester, with quality that feels as good as it looks. Whether you're rocking a tee while watering your jungle, grabbing a tote for your next plant haul, or cosying up in a hoodie mid-repot, we’ve got you covered in comfort and style.
We’re just getting started. New designs are always on the way, inspired by our love for plants, the planet, and the brilliantly chaotic energy of fellow plant wranglers. And if anything’s currently out of stock – don’t panic! You can pre-order your favourite items, and we’ll get them to you within 4–5 weeks.
We’re proud to offer worldwide shipping, so no matter where you’re rooted, you can show off your green pride across the globe.
Thanks for growing with us.
One love, tiny phone people.

These pieces aren’t just clothes – they’re a statement. A way to wear what you believe in. Made with organic cotton and designed with heart, every item supports local makers and champions conscious living.
This is more than merch – it’s plant love you can wear. A small choice with a big impact.