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YOU'RE OVERWATERING IT!
My Debut Book Now Available for PRE-ORDER!

Your Guide to Plant Care


My Book Pre Order Competition! You’re Overwatering It Is Almost Here… And I’m Not Ready in the Best Possible Way
Two years in the making, You’re Overwatering It is almost here. A book about plants, patience, and learning to grow alongside them. 🌿
12 hours ago3 min read


A Proper Zoom-In: Five Plants That Changed the Way I Look at Houseplants
There are plants you buy because they look nice. And then there are plants you buy because something in your chest goes quiet when you stand in front of them. The ones that make you slow down. The ones that don’t shout, don’t perform, don’t rush. The ones that feel like they’ve lived a life long before they ever met you. These are a few of those. I want to talk you through them properly. Not in a “here’s how often to water” way, but in a why they are the way they are way. Be
7 days ago4 min read


New Arrivals Have Landed and They’re All Absolute Characters
Every now and then, a delivery turns up that reminds me why I do this. Not because it’s expensive. Not because it’s rare. But because every plant in the box has a personality . A mood. A reason to exist beyond being green and decorative. This drop is stacked with plants that grow differently, behave differently, and bring something genuinely interesting to a collection. Some are calm and architectural. Some are dramatic. Some look like they were designed by someone who got bo
Jan 144 min read


Visit Our Physical Plant Shop in Worcestershire
We Are Not Just an Online Plant Shop We are not just an online plant shop. And this is the bit people don’t always realise. You can actually book a free visit, walk through the doors, and step into the real thing. No pressure. No sales script. Just plants, conversation, coffee, biscuits, and a proper chinwag. A Dream Turned Into a Real Plant Shop This space exists because of a long‑held dream. What started as playing shop has grown into something very real, very alive, and de
Jan 133 min read


Labisia pumila
The quiet rainforest plant for people who notice details Some plants demand attention. Big leaves, loud patterns, instant gratification. Labisia pumila does the opposite. It is a true rainforest understory plant. Subtle. Grounded. Slow to reveal itself. And once you understand it, it becomes one of the most rewarding plants you can grow. This is not a plant for everyone. It is a plant for people who actually look. Where the Labisia pumila comes from and why that matters Labi
Jan 104 min read


Final 24 Hours to Buy Houseplants at 40% Off – Prices Revert Tomorrow Evening
Final 24 hours to buy houseplants at 40% off. Prices revert tomorrow evening (9th). Shop now to save!
Jan 82 min read


I Did a Full Stock Take… and Found Over 100 Extra Plants (and I’m Barely Containing Myself)
Right. I’ve just finished a proper, honest, no-corners-cut stock take and two big things have happened. First A load of plants that were quietly existing in the background have now been found, counted, loved, and added to the website . Second It’s 2026 … which means we are now just over a month away from my book being published and I am absolutely buzzing. Let’s break this down before I combust. Over 100 More Plants Are Now Live During the stock take I uncovered plants that
Jan 72 min read


UK Cold Snap Forces Temporary Pause on Plant Dispatches to Keep Your Plants Safe
The UK has recently been hit with a significant cold snap, bringing freezing temperatures, frost, snow and icy conditions across much of the country. With overnight lows plunging well below zero in many areas—and the Met Office issuing snow, ice and cold-weather warnings—it’s been one of the coldest starts to the year so far. “While dispatch is paused, the shop is still very much open. Our 40% off sale is live, so you can grab your plants now and we’ll deliver them safely onc
Jan 63 min read


40% Off All Houseplants. Five Days Only. Yes, This Is Real.
Let’s not dance around it. New stock is arriving in ten days , and for the next five days only , every single plant currently left in stock is 40% off . That means if you are looking to buy houseplants online in the UK , this is the moment where logic leaves the room and bargains walk in. All indoor plants. All reduced by 40%. While stock lasts. For the next five days only, orders over £40 qualify for 40% off all plants in that order. New stock is arriving in ten days and we
Jan 42 min read


We’re Having a Break. So We’re Doing a Sale!
Right, full transparency. We’re having a short break. Plants won’t be sent out until 5th January . And instead of pretending this is some deeply spiritual plant ritual… we’re just owning it. But here’s the deal. From now until midnight on the 4th, every plant on the site is 20% off. Why? Because ordering now means: You get a discount We get orders ticking over You completely forget you bought a plant And then one turns up in January and ruins your productivity in the best pos
Dec 21, 20251 min read


Christmas Posting Dates for Plants – Please Read Before Ordering
Christmas is nearly upon us, which means festive chaos, courier pressure, and living plants that still deserve to arrive safely, warm, and alive. To make sure every plant leaves us in the best possible condition, we have set clear Christmas cut-off dates for posting orders. Please take a moment to read the information below before placing an order. Final Christmas Posting Dates Last order date for pre-Christmas dispatch: Wednesday 17th December 2025 All orders placed by Wedne
Dec 15, 20252 min read


Why The Plantaholic Prescription Is the Only Subscription Box Your Houseplants Will Thank You For
If you’ve ever wished someone would take the guesswork out of plant collecting, deliver rare beauties to your door, and make your home feel a little more alive every single month, then The Plantaholic Prescription is exactly that. A monthly dose of chlorophyll for £29.99 , curated by the jungle-dwelling plant addict himself… me, Jonny, TheBeardedPlantaholic. And the best part? You don’t have to believe me . You can believe hundreds of 5-star reviews . But before we get there,
Dec 10, 20253 min read


The Christmas Plant Sale Has Begun — 15% Off All Plants Until 12 December
Christmas panic season is here. People are buying socks, panic-baskets, novelty mugs, and presents nobody actually wants. But plant people? We want something alive. So, for the first time this December, I’m running a proper Christmas Plant Sale — because if we’re going to do festive gifting, we’re doing it the plant-lover way. From now until 12 December , you get: 15% OFF ALL PLANTS Minimum spend: £30 Rare, velvety, marbled, variegated, weird, wonderful — if it has leaves, i
Dec 5, 20252 min read


Plant People Secret Santa (But Better): A Festive Gift From Me to You
It’s official: the Christmas panic is here. Everyone’s hunting for gifts. Everyone’s melting down. And plant people? We don’t want socks, slippers, or bath bombs. We want green. So this year, I’m doing something different. Something fun. Something full of chaos, love, community spirit, and yes, LEAVES. Welcome to Plant People Secret Santa (But Better). Because if the world’s going to do Secret Santa, then plant people deserve a version that actually makes sense. How It Works
Dec 2, 20252 min read


I’m Heading to Ireland — And I’m Giving You Free Shipping to Celebrate
I’ve got something big to share. This November, I’ve been invited to speak at the iconic Arboretum in Carlow, Ireland — one of the most beautiful garden destinations in the entire country. If you fancy joining me, you can book your spot right here: Event Link: https://www.arboretum.ie/shop/customer-events/groupid/7333/day/28/month/11/year/2025.html Venue: https://www.arboretum.ie/locations/arboretum-carlow/ I’ll be giving a talk, hanging out with plant people, answering qu
Nov 26, 20252 min read


I’m Heading to the Arboretum in Ireland – Join Me for a Day of Plants, Soil, and Jungle Knowledge
This November, I’ll be travelling to Ireland to speak at the award-winning Arboretum in Carlow — one of the most respected garden destinations in the country, known for its incredible plant selection, world-class retail space, and immersive horticultural experiences. It’s a huge honour to be invited, and I can finally announce that I’ll be hosting a special event there on 28 November 2025 . If you’re in Ireland, nearby, or you simply fancy making a plant-themed weekend of it
Nov 25, 20253 min read


The Christmas Jungle Challenge: Spot the Gnomes, Win a Christmas Box worth £79.99!
It’s officially that time of year. The season of giving, chaos, and making questionable decisions involving tinsel. So I’ve decided to do something a little… different. If you’ve ever stood inside my container jungle, you already know it feels like stepping into a tropical fever dream. But this week, things look a little stranger. A little more festive. A little more “why is that tiny bearded creature staring at me from between two Anthuriums?” Because I’ve hidden Christmas g
Nov 22, 20253 min read


GREEN FRIDAY: Why We Don’t Do Black Friday — We Do Something Better
Black Friday is loud. Chaotic. Aggressive. A battlefield of flashing banners, discount codes, clearance racks, and plants nobody really wanted in the first place. And honestly… that’s just not who we are. This year, instead of joining the stampede, I’m doing something calmer, cleaner, and far more meaningful for the real plant people out there. Welcome to Green Friday — my alternative to Black Friday. A quiet, intentional, boutique-style event designed for collectors, not ba
Nov 21, 20253 min read


New Arrivals at The Bearded Plantaholic – Rare Plants, Fresh Stock, and the Wildest Drop Yet
It’s here. The moment your jungle has been waiting for. A brand-new wave of rare plants has landed in the shop, and it’s one of the strongest, most outrageous batches I’ve had all year. These new arrivals aren’t just fresh stock — they’re statement pieces, collector’s items, and foliage that will absolutely ruin your self-control. If you’ve been waiting for something unusual, velvety, marbled, sculptural or borderline mythical, this drop is for you. A New Jungle Drop Full of
Nov 20, 20252 min read


Flash Sale: 10% Off All Plants Until 20th November — Clearing Space for a Fresh Jungle Drop
Right. We’ve officially reached that time of year where the greenhouse, the grow rooms, and every flat surface in my house have been overtaken by leaves, roots, and things that may or may not be plotting a coup. Which means one thing: I need space . Real space. Before Charlotte launches a full investigation into how many plants I’ve “accidentally” brought home this month. So from now until 20th November, you get 10% off ALL PLANTS on the website. Not pots. Not subscription bo
Nov 15, 20252 min read
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