Your Guide to Plant Care

The jungle’s haunted. Get 15% off all plants and the Baby Box from 30 October until 11:59pm UK time on Monday 2 November 2026. Meet Monstera Devil Monster, White Monster, Philodendron Florida Ghost and Alocasia Dragon Scale Mint Variegata below. Subscriptions, soil, moss and coffee excluded.

Velvet hearts, mint dragons and leaves that change as they grow. Meet Jonny’s new houseplant arrivals, with practical growing advice and 66 plant-and-size choices to shop.

Meet the free Plantaholic Clinic: houseplant care help made for us, by us. Explore light, watering, substrate and the conditions around your plant, then keep a downloadable care report. No app, account or email sign-up needed. Read the full illustrated introduction below, or try the free Plantaholic Clinic now. More features are coming—stay tuned.

The live plant sale is BACK this Sunday, 25 October at 6pm UK. Fresh cuttings, collection-only bananas and a bearded man who wants more Monsteras. Meet three plants you can shop now, plus my book, Soil Yourself and fresh sphagnum moss.

Two mates, plenty of tasting and testing, and my own bloody coffee blend. Meet Good Fucking Morning: 250g whole beans, marmalade and chocolate notes, £16.99. Pre-order now for launch on 10 November 2026.

Nine extraordinary Monstera deliciosa forms, the people and places behind their stories, and the living science inside those ridiculous leaves. Come and meet Albo, Aurea, Thai Constellation, Mint and the rest of the jungle.

Meet 28 new plant listings, from £6.99 starters to collector favourites. Compare the foliage, sizes and care needs, then shop directly online without waiting for a live sale.

Remember the little prizes in 90s cereal boxes? I’m bringing that joy back. Discover You Soiled Gold: collectables, keepsakes and quarterly ticket surprises hidden in bags of Soil Yourself dry substrate and sphagnum moss. Will you get lucky?

New plants arrive Thursday 8 October. Join the Instagram chaos on Friday 9 October at 7:30pm BST, with plants from £6.99 and a Devil Monster. Or book a free Malvern shop visit — Mum’s greenhouse awaits.

New plants, limited stock and prices as low as a worm’s willy. Meet the latest leafy temptations, then join us on Instagram this Thursday at 7pm for a little chaos.

People come into my shop, look at the plants, and ask about the stuff they're growing in. And honestly? I love that conversation. Because as much as we all obsess over a beautiful leaf, what happens underneath it deserves some attention too. My houseplant soil mix is something I care enough about to talk about in my book, "You're Overwatering It". It's also something I actively encourage you to make yourself. Yes, I sell a bag of it. Yes, I'm still telling you to have a go yo

Join us live this Sunday at 7pm We’re going live on Instagram this Sunday, 6 September, at 7pm for a proper plant sale — with exceptional deals, unusual finds, giveaways, and a few freebies for customers buying during the live. We’ll be bringing out a selection of plants from the container, including stock that has not even made it onto the website yet. Some will be familiar favourites with a live-only price; others will be one-off finds or unique plants that may not come aro

Some ideas start with common sense. Others start with someone asking, "Fancy flying across the Atlantic to spend a weekend surrounded by thousands of plant addicts?" The sensible answer would probably be no. Mine was... "What time does the plane leave?" So I'm incredibly excited to finally tell you that I'll be returning to South Carolina as one of the Headliner Plantfluencers at The BIG Plant Expo 2027, taking place on 24th and 25th April 2027 at the North Charleston Coliseu

. Well. That escalated beautifully. Our latest Instagram Live plant sale completely sold out. Not nearly sold out. Not “we’ve got three sad plants and a wonky Begonia left” sold out. Every. Single. Plant. Gone. And more importantly, for a couple of hours our little corner of Instagram was absolute chaos in the best possible way. So, naturally, we’ve decided to do the sensible thing… WE’RE DOING IT AGAIN THIS SATURDAY AT 7PM. Honestly, Thank You Before I start dangling more pl

Tomorrow night. Wednesday 19th August. 7PM. Instagram Live. Plants. Lots of them. Choo choo, motherfuckers. The plant train is leaving the station. Tomorrow evening Charlotte and I are going LIVE on Instagram for another The Bearded Plantaholic live plant sale. And yes, I said Charlotte and I. Because if you joined the last live sale, you'll know that Charlotte is now officially part of The Bearded Plantaholic Live Sales. Turns out two Plantaholics are considerably more dange

Our booking system says visits last 30 minutes. That’s adorable. Not because it’s wrong… Because nobody believes it once they’re inside. In fact, I’ve got a challenge for you. Spend less than 30 minutes in The Plantaholic Haven… and I’ll give you a free plant. I’m genuinely serious. The timer starts the moment you walk through the door. Good luck. Most people arrive thinking they’re popping in for “a quick look.” Thirty minutes later they’re still wandering around saying thin

Who doesn’t love a little excuse to add another plant to the collection? From now until 9:00pm this Sunday, every single plant on the website is 10% off when you spend £20 or more. The best part? There’s no discount code to remember. No copying and pasting random codes or wondering whether you’ve entered it correctly. If your basket comes to £20 or more, the discount is applied automatically at checkout. Whether you’re searching for rare houseplants, easy-care indoor plants,

There are very few things in life that still make me feel like a kid on Christmas morning. Watching a brand-new leaf unfurl is one. Finding a tenner in an old pair of jeans is another. But nothing... absolutely nothing... beats the day a fresh plant shipment arrives. The lorry disappears down the drive, I throw the paperwork somewhere "safe" (which usually means I'll spend twenty minutes looking for it later), and suddenly I'm surrounded by stacks of cardboard boxes. Every si

Plantstock has been and gone. Firstly… thank you. Seeing so many of you wandering around the farm, chatting about plants, laughing together and making memories is something I’ll never take for granted. What started with around a hundred people squeezed into my dining room has somehow grown into an event that brings hundreds of plant lovers together every year, and that’s completely down to all of you. Now that the dust has settled, the signs have started coming down and my fe

Tomorrow... After months of planning, digging, planting, building, organising, problem-solving, drinking far too much tea and occasionally wondering why I thought this was a good idea... Plantstock is finally here. And honestly... It still blows my mind. What started with around 100 people squeezed into my dining room, talking about houseplants, swapping cuttings and making new friends, has somehow become something people travel from all over the UK to be part of. Tomorrow ou