New Plants, Friday Chaos: Instagram Live Sale on the 9th October 7:30pm
One love, tiny phone people!
New stock is nearly ready, and I want time to get everything unpacked and ready to show you properly. So our weekly Instagram live plant sale is moving to Friday at 7:30pm — starting 9 October 2026, UK time (BST).
Same vibe. Great prices. New plants. The usual leafy chaos. And yes… I’ve even got a Monstera ‘Devil Monster’.
Save the date. Join the chaos.
Friday 9 October • 7:30pm BST • Instagram @thebeardedplantaholic
Set yourself a reminder, get comfortable and come have a proper look at what’s new. Whether you’re after a little windowsill addition or the plant you’ve been making imaginary space for, there’s plenty to get distracted by.
New houseplants from £6.99
You don’t need a collector-sized budget to get involved. Dieffenbachia ‘Crocodile’ is £6.99 in a 6cm pot: a small plant with plenty of character. Philodendron ‘Snowdrift Variegata’ is £12.99, while a baby Monstera ‘Thai Constellation’ is £17.99. Small pots, big plans.
Also joining the line-up are Alocasia ‘Dragon Scale Mint Variegata’ at £19.99 and Syngonium ‘Mottled’ at £19.99. If your shelves are already full, I’m afraid I can’t help with the shelving. I can help with the plants.
Monstera lovers, this bit is for you
The new Monstera deliciosa ‘Mint’ in a 6cm pot is £29.99. There are also larger Mint options in 8cm and 12cm pots, plus ‘White Monster’ at £34.99, adansonii ‘Variegata’ at £26.99 and adansonii laniata ‘Mint’ at £54.99.
Some familiar favourites are back too: Crème Brûlée at £49.99 and Electro Light at £154. Check the individual listings for pot sizes and the current selection — these are different plants and sizes, not one Mint listing wearing several hats.
Yes, there really is a Devil Monster
Monstera ‘Devil Monster’ — £449.99, 9cm pot. This is the one I know a few of you will want a closer look at. It’s part of this delivery, and I cannot wait to get it in front of the camera.
Philodendrons, Anthuriums and serious leaf temptation
Philodendron ‘Fire Phoenix’ and ‘Caramel Marble’ are £39.99 each, with Monstera ‘Burle Marx Flame’ back at £75.99. A very respectable way to lose track of what you originally came in for.
For the Anthurium crowd, there’s ‘Red Crystallinum’ (£44.99), luxurians × radicans (£39.99), ‘Red Crystal Blush’ (£69.99), Red Spider × forgetii (£104.99) and DocBlock Briëlle 16 × Briëlle 16 (£244.99). Different shapes, textures and personalities — plenty to compare when you visit or tune in.
We’ve also got Scindapsus ‘Halimoon’ (£119.99), treubii ‘Albo’ and ‘Aurea’ (£124.99 each), Rhaphidophora elliptica ‘Variegata’ (£124.99) and Alocasia ‘Silver Dragon Variegata’ (£89.99).
A few wonderfully different additions
It’s not all Monsteras. Look out for Begonia amphioxus × malachosticta (£22.99), Tectaria hilocarpa (£34.99) and a trio of bananas: Musa ‘Florida Variegata’ (£59.99), Musa acuminata zebrina (£49.99) and the much bigger Musa ‘Nono’ (£149.99). Please measure your space before falling in love with that last one.
Not sure which plant will suit your home? Tell me about your light, space and growing setup when you visit. I’d much rather help you choose something you can enjoy than send you home guessing. Individual product pages have the pot sizes and care details.
Come and visit the jungle in Malvern
If you haven’t booked a visit yet, grab yourself a slot from Thursday 8 October onwards. There are more plants in the shop than ever make it online — and then there’s my mum’s cactus and succulent greenhouse. Yes, even more plants for sale. You have been warned.
Visits to The Plantaholic Haven are free, booked 30-minute shopping appointments, available Monday to Saturday, 10am–4pm. Please book online before travelling and choose an available slot. The new delivery is expected on Thursday; its availability depends on arrival and unpacking.
Find us: The Barn, Little Welland Farm, Little Welland Lane, Malvern, Worcestershire, WR13 6BN.
See you Friday, tiny phone people
Friday 9 October. 7:30pm BST. Instagram @thebeardedplantaholic.
Save the date, send this to your plant mate and join the chaos. New plants, great prices and plenty of reasons to make room for one more.
Prices shown are current website prices as of 5 October 2026. Stock and selection can change; plants are subject to availability. Check each listing for the latest price, pot size and details.
Big love & happy growing, Jonny x
The Bearded Plantaholic
GOOD PLANTS. GOOD PEOPLE. BIG LEAFY LOVE.
Anthurium DocBlock Briëlle 16 × Briëlle 16 — £244.99. Supplier photograph; plants vary. Monstera Devil Monster — £449.99. Supplier photograph; plants vary.
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