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Next Level Plants: Meet the Current Stock (Part One)


There are restocks.

And then there are structural upgrades.


This is not a trickle of tired garden centre leftovers. This is a curated, hand-picked, genetics-matter, structure-matters, maturity-matters selection of plants that are ready to actually elevate your indoor jungle.


Part One of my latest YouTube video walks you through what is physically here right now. What’s climbing. What’s trailing. What’s quietly plotting domination in the corner.


And yes. There is more coming in Part Two.


But let’s talk about what’s currently breathing in the container.



Rare Houseplants That Actually Evolve


You know I’m not into hype for hype’s sake.


If it’s here, it’s here because it does something.


Plants that:


• Split deeper with maturity

• Fenestrate properly when supported

• Throw variegation that’s stable, not wishful thinking

• Climb into architectural monsters if you treat them right


This is about long-term growth. Not short-term Instagram.


Whether you’re hunting rare Monstera, statement Philodendron, collector Anthurium, or something textural to offset darker foliage, this drop is stacked.


And I break it all down in the video.


Structure. Growth pattern. Why it matters. What it becomes.


No fluff.



Why Watch the YouTube?



Because photos lie.


A plant in a pot on a white background tells you nothing about its intent.


In the video, you see:

• Leaf maturity

• Internodal spacing

• Climbing potential

• Root health

• Overall structure


You’re not just buying a plant.


You’re buying what it’s about to become.


If you’re serious about levelling up your indoor jungle, you need to see them properly.


Watch Part One here:


The Plants That Change a Collection - Part 1


Current Stock: Ready to Ship Across the UK


Everything shown in this video is available right now on the website, unless it’s already been claimed by someone quicker than you.


And if you know this community, you know things do not hang around.


If something speaks to you, move.


Browse the current collection here:


More rare houseplants, more collector pieces, more structural upgrades coming in Part Two.


This is just the opening act.




For the Serious Plant People


If you’ve been collecting for a while and you’re bored of “easy beginner plants,” this is your lane.


If you want:


• Plants that reward moss poles

• Variegation that stabilises with maturity

• Leaves that get bigger, not smaller

• Growth that actually transforms over time


Then welcome.


This is next level.


Part Two drops soon.


One love, tiny phone people

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