Our Instagram Live Plant Sale Is Back — Sunday 25 October at 6pm
INSTAGRAM LIVE • SUNDAY 25 OCTOBER • 6PM UK TIME
THE LIVE PLANT SALE IS BACK.
Sunday. 6pm. Hide the sensible part of your brain.
Last Sunday, packing won. We had to miss our live plant sale while I got it sorted. A thrilling episode of Man Versus Cardboard.
This Sunday, 25 October, we're back on Instagram at 6pm UK time—with plants, fresh cuttings and some collection-only bananas. Be prepared.
Come and have a proper look at the plants with me, get your questions in and find something you're excited to grow. Whether you're starting your first little jungle or already working out where another pot could possibly go, I'd love to see you there.
If we sell out, I'm buying another bulk load. You grow your jungle. I expand my Monstera collection. Buy plants. Enable a bearded man.
A LITTLE LOOK AT THE JUNGLE
Shop these now, then join me Sunday for the live line-up.
You’re Overwatering It!
Fancy understanding what your plants are actually doing? My book takes you from guessing to growing, one level at a time. Roots, propagation, the joy of a new leaf—and a bearded bloke talking you through it. Come and grow with me. Out now.
NOW SORT THEIR ROOTS OUT.
Soil Yourself
My compost-free dry substrate blend, mixed in small batches. Don’t buy soil. Make it. One 1.15kg bag, ready for your next mix.
£12
Fresh Live Sphagnum Moss
Got a propagation project brewing? Let’s get mossy. UK-sourced fresh live sphagnum for poles, propagation and terrariums. A 600–800g bag for your next leafy experiment.
£8
ON THE LIVE:
Fresh cuttings — yes, I'm getting the snips out. There's something bloody brilliant about starting with a cutting and watching it become a whole plant.
Banana plants — COLLECTION ONLY. Please plan to collect these; they won't be posted. More plants to meet properly, leaf by leaf, with me.
SUNDAY 25 OCTOBER • 6PM UK • INSTAGRAM @THEBEARDEDPLANTAHOLIC
Bring your plant questions. Bring the mate who says they're only coming to look. I know their sort. I am their sort.
One love, tiny phone people. Jonny
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