NEW ADDITION!
Soil Yourself
Don’t buy soil. Make it.
Soil Yourself is a premium, compost-free dry substrate blend by The Bearded Plantaholic. Each £14 bag contains 1.15kg of carefully chosen ingredients, with no compost added to bulk out the packet.
Every batch is mixed by Jonny himself, with a little help from his small orange cement mixer. Made in small batches to keep it fresh.
MONTHLY SUBSCRIPTIONS
The Plantaholic Prescription
The Plantaholic Prescription is a monthly subscription box delivering 1–3 hand-picked plants straight from my jungle to your door. Each month brings something new — rare finds, exclusive firsts, surprise cuttings, and a personal note from me with care tips and hacks. It’s eco-friendly, peat-free, and sustainably propagated — your monthly dose of chlorophyll and chaos, on repeat.

“Growing Joy, One Leaf at a Time”
Welcome to my leafy little corner of the internet! I’m Jonny, a self-confessed plant addict with a big beard, a big heart, and an even bigger passion for all things green. Whether it’s turning a sad corner of your home into a jungle paradise or coaxing life back into a struggling plant, I’m here to spread the joy of indoor gardening with a generous side of fun and humour.
























