I Did a Full Stock Take… and Found Over 100 Extra Plants (and I’m Barely Containing Myself)
- Jonny Balchandani
- 4 days ago
- 2 min read
Right. I’ve just finished a proper, honest, no-corners-cut stock take and two big things have happened.
First
A load of plants that were quietly existing in the background have now been found, counted, loved, and added to the website.
Second
It’s 2026… which means we are now just over a month away from my book being published and I am absolutely buzzing.
Let’s break this down before I combust.
Over 100 More Plants Are Now Live
During the stock take I uncovered plants that were:
• Growing quietly
• Properly rooted
• Ready for new homes
• Somehow not fully represented online
I’ve updated quantities, revived listings that were marked out of stock, and brought everything back into alignment.
The result
There are around 100 additional plants now available on the website.
Some were out of stock and are now back.
Some were hiding in plain sight.
Some were just being plants and doing their thing.
If you’ve already browsed recently, it’s well worth another look.
The Website Still Isn’t the Whole Story
Important bit.
While the online shop is now fully up to date, it still only shows part of what’s growing here.
I have a lot of rooted cuttings and baby plants that never go online. They change daily, they grow fast, and they’re honestly best chosen in person.
The only way to see and buy those is to visit the shop.
Book a visit, come in, have a wander, ask questions, and pick plants that simply don’t exist on the website at all.
That’s where the real gems live.
Only 2 Days Left of 40% Off
There are just two days left of the 40% off sale.
After that, we’re back to normal pricing and shifting straight into:
• New stock
• New species
• Plants I’ve never had before
If you’ve been waiting, now’s your moment.
And Now… The Book (This Is the Bit I’m Losing My Mind Over)
It’s 2026.
Which means we are just over a month away from my book being published.
This thing has taken one to two years of blood, love, sweat, mistakes, experiments, and an unreasonable amount of cuttings to bring to life.
It’s not a plant care manual.
It’s a mindset book disguised as houseplants.
It’s about learning how to care without control.
You can preorder it right now and be among the very first people to get your hands on it.
The book is available internationally.
Simply click the link below and it will take you to the most relevant retailer for your country.
The fact that people around the world will be reading something that grew out of my obsession, failures, and love for plants honestly blows my mind.
Final Thoughts
Have a proper look through the shop.
There’s more there than there was yesterday.
If you want access to plants that never make it online, book a visit and come see them in real life.
And if you want to be part of the very beginning of this book’s journey, preorder now and come along for the ride.
One love,
Tiny phone people
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