No Codes. No Fluff. Just 10% Off All Plants.
- Jonny Balchandani
- 4 days ago
- 1 min read
You read that right.
No secret passwords, no flashing pop-ups, no “subscribe to our newsletter to unlock the magic”.
Just 10% off every single plant - automatically at checkout.
Because honestly, who’s got time for faff?
Why?
Because the jungle gods told me to.
And also because you lot deserve a little boost, it’s that mid-season slump where everyone’s either broke, bored, or buying things they don’t need from Amazon.
At least this one’s alive.
The Deal
10% off everything green and growing.
Automatically applied at checkout.
No codes, no gimmicks, no soul-selling required.
Whether you’ve been eyeing up a rare Monstera, need to bulk out your plant shelf, or just want to feel something again, now’s the time.
Why It Matters
Every plant you buy helps keep this tiny independent jungle running, the propagations, the rescues, the chaos, all of it.
You’re not buying from a faceless warehouse. You’re supporting a bloke with soil permanently under his nails and a wife who’s better at packing than he is.
So… What Are You Waiting For?
Go fill your cart.
Your plants, your space, your sanity — they all deserve it.
10% off. Automatically. No codes. No fluff.
One love, tiny phone people.
— The Bearded Plantaholic
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