The Big Chop: 20% Off All Houseplants Online — and a Secret Jungle You Can Only Visit In-Person
- Jonny Balchandani
- Aug 3
- 3 min read
If you’ve been waiting for a sign to grow your indoor jungle — this is it.
We’ve officially launched The Big Chop Sale: a massive, limited-time 20% off everything across our entire houseplant collection online until Sunday the 10th August 2025!
From rare aroids to velvety philodendrons, this is your chance to grab dream plants for less, before they’re gone.
But here’s the wild bit…
Why This Indoor Plant Sale Is Unlike Anything Else in the UK - 20% off all houseplants
This isn’t just a clearance bin with dusty pothos and floppy ferns.
We’re talking premium, rare, and highly collectible houseplants, hand-grown with love and ready to turn your shelf into a showstopper.
Some highlights from the 20% off online plant collection:
Philodendron Florida Ghost – spectral, stunning, and yours for less
Philodendron Scandens Micans Marble Variegata – Like velvet dipped in marble — this micans didn’t come to play, it came to slay.
Anthurium Warocqueanum – queen of the velvet-leaf anthuriums, now in your budget
Monstera Mint – you read that right, even this beast is in the sale
Whether you’re into easy-care houseplants, rare indoor plants, or just something new for your shelf, this sale has it all — and it’s happening right now.
Shop the full sale here: [Insert Link]
How to Access 700+ Plants You Won’t Find Online
This is where things get juicy.
We’ve got over 700 houseplants that aren’t listed on the website.
They’re not online. They’re not on Instagram. They’re not for the faint-hearted.
They’re only available if you book a free appointment to visit our private jungle studio — a hidden gem in the hills for true plant obsessives.
Why?
Some are so rare or fresh we haven’t had time to list them
Others are propagated one-offs that don’t stay in stock long enough to photograph
A few are rescue plants, discounted and waiting for a second chance
This is the real-life secret plant shop experience you won’t find in any high street garden centre.
It’s jungle therapy. It’s exclusive access. It’s madness.
Book your free visit here:
Why This Indoor Plant Sale Won’t Last
20% off all houseplants online
Hundreds of rare and tropical plants available
Secret in-person access to over 700 more
There’s no code. No catch. Just plants you’ll never regret buying — and a chance to visit the UK’s quirkiest indoor plant shop, tucked away like a leafy Narnia.
If you’ve been waiting to grab that wishlist plant, expand your collection, or just finally see what the fuss is about… this is your moment.
Delivered Nationwide, Grown with Care
We ship all over the UK — carefully packed, always healthy, and full of character.
Whether you’re after rare houseplants, beginner-friendly favourites, or something leafy and weird, you’ll find it right here.
TL;DR (But Let’s Be Honest, You Scrolled Anyway)
20% off every plant on the website – from the rare to the ridiculous
700+ secret plants only viewable in person – book a free visit
Nationwide delivery on all online orders
Limited time only – when it’s gone, it’s gone
One Love, Tiny Phone People 🌿
Life’s short. Fill it with plants.
Or as we like to say…
Not all breakdowns need therapy. Some just need a grow light and a Monstera Albo.
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