The Christmas Plant Sale Has Begun — 15% Off All Plants Until 12 December
- Jonny Balchandani
- Dec 5, 2025
- 2 min read

Christmas panic season is here.
People are buying socks, panic-baskets, novelty mugs, and presents nobody actually wants.
But plant people?
We want something alive.
So, for the first time this December, I’m running a proper Christmas Plant Sale — because if we’re going to do festive gifting, we’re doing it the plant-lover way.
From now until 12 December, you get:
15% OFF ALL PLANTS
Minimum spend: £30
Rare, velvety, marbled, variegated, weird, wonderful — if it has leaves, it’s included.
This is your moment to grab something outrageous for yourself… or pretend to buy a gift for someone else and keep it. No judgement here.
Why I’m Doing a Christmas Sale
Because December is brutal for small plant businesses.
Everyone is drowning in discount codes, Black Friday leftovers, and bargain madness.
But plants aren’t bargains.
Plants are joy.
Plants are presence.
Plants are the thing someone actually remembers receiving.
So this sale isn’t about clearing stock.
It’s about making it easier for you to choose something beautiful, thoughtful, and alive.
And yes — the shop is full.
New arrivals everywhere.
Rare things.
Statement things.
Stock that won’t be repeated.
If you see something you love… don’t hesitate.

Minimum Spend: £30
Keeping it simple and fair.
Once your basket hits £30 or more, the 15% off automatically applies at checkout.
No code needed for this one.
Secret Santa Is Still Running
While you’re browsing, don’t forget:
My Plant People Secret Santa (But Better) is live too.
Order any plant.
Write “Secret Santa” in the notes.
I add a free festive mini plant, cutting, or planty gift to your parcel.
It’s chaos. It’s wholesome. It’s extremely you.
And yes — this stacks with the Christmas Sale.
Why You Shouldn’t Wait
Many of these plants will not return.
They are limited, hand-selected, and disappear quickly — especially during December.
If you’ve had your eye on something all month, now is your chance.
And if you’re shopping for someone else… this is how you become their favourite person for the next decade.

The Christmas Plant Sale Ends 12 December
15% off all plants
Minimum spend: £30
Secret Santa still active
New arrivals live
Stock moving fast
Christmas doesn’t need to be stressful.
Not when leaves exist.
Go and treat yourself, treat someone you love, or treat both.
One love, tiny phone people.



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