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The Christmas Plant Sale Has Begun — 15% Off All Plants Until 12 December

A promotional Christmas plant sale graphic featuring bold retro text reading “The Christmas Plant Sale Has Begun – 15% Off All Plants Until 12 December,” set against a lush jungle-style background of tropical foliage with a hanging tag displaying the discount.

Christmas panic season is here.

People are buying socks, panic-baskets, novelty mugs, and presents nobody actually wants.

But plant people?

We want something alive.


So, for the first time this December, I’m running a proper Christmas Plant Sale — because if we’re going to do festive gifting, we’re doing it the plant-lover way.


From now until 12 December, you get:


15% OFF ALL PLANTS

Minimum spend: £30


Rare, velvety, marbled, variegated, weird, wonderful — if it has leaves, it’s included.


This is your moment to grab something outrageous for yourself… or pretend to buy a gift for someone else and keep it. No judgement here.




Why I’m Doing a Christmas Sale



Because December is brutal for small plant businesses.

Everyone is drowning in discount codes, Black Friday leftovers, and bargain madness.


But plants aren’t bargains.

Plants are joy.

Plants are presence.

Plants are the thing someone actually remembers receiving.


So this sale isn’t about clearing stock.

It’s about making it easier for you to choose something beautiful, thoughtful, and alive.


And yes — the shop is full.

New arrivals everywhere.

Rare things.

Statement things.

Stock that won’t be repeated.


If you see something you love… don’t hesitate.


Jonny in his indoor jungle raising a rock-hand gesture while wearing a Santa hat, surrounded by dramatic tropical plants, vines, and grow-light illumination.

Minimum Spend: £30



Keeping it simple and fair.

Once your basket hits £30 or more, the 15% off automatically applies at checkout.


No code needed for this one.




Secret Santa Is Still Running



While you’re browsing, don’t forget:

My Plant People Secret Santa (But Better) is live too.


Order any plant.

Write “Secret Santa” in the notes.

I add a free festive mini plant, cutting, or planty gift to your parcel.


It’s chaos. It’s wholesome. It’s extremely you.


And yes — this stacks with the Christmas Sale.




Why You Shouldn’t Wait



Many of these plants will not return.

They are limited, hand-selected, and disappear quickly — especially during December.


If you’ve had your eye on something all month, now is your chance.

And if you’re shopping for someone else… this is how you become their favourite person for the next decade.


Jonny standing inside his dense indoor jungle, wearing a Santa hat and holding a turquoise plant pot with a playful surprised expression, surrounded by large tropical leaves and hanging Spanish moss.

The Christmas Plant Sale Ends 12 December



15% off all plants

Minimum spend: £30

Secret Santa still active

New arrivals live

Stock moving fast


Christmas doesn’t need to be stressful.

Not when leaves exist.


Go and treat yourself, treat someone you love, or treat both.


One love, tiny phone people.



 
 
 

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