The Jungle Goes Live On Instagram Again

Tuesday 31st March, 7PM

There’s a certain kind of energy when we do these.

Not polished.

Not predictable.

Just me, Charl… a jungle… and a load of plants that need new homes.

And it’s happening again.

Tuesday 31st March at 7PM.

Save it. Set an alarm. Tell someone who’ll be annoyed they missed it.

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What Makes These Lives Different

This isn’t a “scroll and maybe buy” situation.

This is fast.

Plants go.

People hesitate.

Regret follows.

And the best bits?

Some of the plants never make it to the website.

They exist for one moment… on that live… and then they’re gone.

What’s Coming

• Plants that won’t be listed online

• Proper one-off pieces and oddities

• Prices that make you question your entire decision-making process

• Giveaways throughout the live

• Me and Charl… trying to keep it together (we won’t)

If you’ve been to one before… you already know.

If you haven’t… you’re about to understand very quickly.

The Smart Play

Here’s how people win these:

They show up early.

They stay switched on.

They don’t overthink it.

Because the people who sit there going

“hmmm… I’ll just check something…”

…watch someone else claim it.

Still Got Time? Use It Wisely.

Until the live kicks off, the 10% off sale is still running on the website when you spend over £20.

Automatically applied.

Ends the same night.

31st March, 9:30pm.

So you’ve got two options:

Browse calmly now…

or fight for it live later.

Final Warning

These nights are fun.

But they’re not gentle.

Things move fast.

Stock disappears.

And there’s always that one plant you didn’t grab… that stays in your head longer than it should.

Set Your Reminder

Tuesday 31st March

7PM

Instagram Live

Be there.

Or watch it back later… and lie to yourself about how you “didn’t really want anything anyway.”

One love,

tiny phone people.