The New Stock Is Live. And It’s Not Playing Around.
- Jonny Balchandani
- 3 hours ago
- 2 min read
Right.
This is one of those updates where I tell you to sit down before you scroll.
New stock is ready. And this time it feels layered. Depth. Texture. Real structure. Not just one headline plant carrying the page.
Let’s start with the heavy hitters.
There are proper Monsteras sitting on the site right now. Monstera ‘Burle Marx Flame’
doing its carved ribbon thing. Monstera deliciosa ‘Albovariegata Mint’
for those who like their variegation cool and controlled. ‘Bulbasaur’ for layered green-on-green detail.
‘Sierrana’ for deep mature cuts.
And yes, strong ‘Variegata Aurea’ and classic deliciosa Variegata back in the mix.
This isn’t filler Monstera. The structure is there. The internodes are tighter. The leaves already know what they’re becoming.
Then you’ve got the velvet end of the spectrum.
Anthurium magnificum, warocqueanum, vittarifolium, and that textured, almost prehistoric luxurians x radicans.
The DocBlock Briëlle® ‘16’ x ‘16’ is in there too for anyone who appreciates genetics over hype. These are the plants that change the tone of a room without raising their voice.
And if texture is your thing, the Alocasia ‘Dragon Scale Mint’ is back, along with pieces like Labisia ‘Turtle Back’ and Homalomena ‘Camouflage’ for that low, grounded, layered look.
On the variegated climber side, we’ve got Rhaphidophora puberula ‘Variegata’, tetrasperma ‘Variegata’, and some very strong Philodendron ‘Caramel Marble’ and ‘Fresh Aurea’.
And then the tropical statement pieces.
Musa ‘Florida Variegata’ in two sizes. Proper presence. Big paddle leaves with pink and cream breaking through green. These aren’t shy plants. They change ceiling lines.
Alongside all of that, some grounding classics are back. Sansevieria ‘Bruda Variegata’ for clean architecture. Senecio rowleyanus and Peperomia prostrata for trailing detail. Hoya ‘Mathilde Splash’ and Compacta Variegata for layered texture that builds over time.
This drop feels balanced.
High-end collector aroids. Proper variegation. Velvet depth. Trailing softness. Structural staples.
If you’ve been building your collection carefully, this is the kind of update that lets you level it up properly rather than just add another pot.
Take your time when you look.
Some of these are statement pieces.
Some are foundation plants.
All of them have been chosen because they deserve space.
New stock is live.
Go and choose your problem.
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Jonny
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