The Plantaholic Prescription: Big Pills of Joy, Tiny Plants of Love, and One Ridiculous Amount of Happiness

Jonny Balchandani
Oct 10
2 min read

The Bearded Plantaholic spinning a Plantaholic Prescription box in his hands — showcasing the fun, excitement, and creativity behind the monthly plant subscription.

Welcome to the green side of medicine, my friends.

The Plantaholic Prescription boxes are officially packed, sealed, and ready to be dispensed to the dangerously leafy souls among us.

If you’re new here, let me explain. This isn’t your average monthly plant subscription box — this is a full-blown experience for the gloriously unhinged houseplant lover.

Each box is filled with 1–3 rare, rooted baby plants, a seaweed fertiliser shot, a letter from me on Indian parchment, and — because I can’t help myself — a pill box filled with “Big Pills of Joy”.

Yes, really.

What’s Inside The Plantaholic Prescription?

Let’s take a peek at the madness:

1–3 Rare or Unusual Plants – hand-selected, rooted, thriving, and ready to make your windowsill look like a scene from Jurassic Park (but cuter).
Mini Seaweed Fertiliser – from Aqua Culture - packed with natural nutrients, because your plants deserve Michelin-star treatment.
“Pills of Joy” – oversized capsules filled with tiny rolled-up notes of love, encouragement, and questionable wisdom from yours truly. Side effects may include uncontrollable smiling, mild confidence, and the urge to repot your entire collection.
The Parchment Letter – hand-written on real Indian parchment (only the best for my plantaholics), complete with life advice, plant wisdom, and my terrible handwriting.
Eco Packaging – because we love the planet as much as our plants.

It’s not just a subscription — it’s therapy in a box.

Big Pills. Bigger Smiles.

The Bearded Plantaholic spinning a Plantaholic Prescription box to show the packaging and excitement of the monthly plant subscription.

I wanted to create something that made you feel seen.

Something funny, thoughtful, and a bit ridiculous — like me.

Each pill in your Plantaholic Prescription contains a tiny note of joy: one-liners to make you grin, reminders that growth takes time, and the occasional bit of rogue plant philosophy.

Unroll one whenever you need a pick-me-up. Or swallow it metaphorically (don’t actually eat it, for legal reasons).

These little capsules are pure dopamine, packaged in humour and chlorophyll.

The Plantaholic Prescription subscription box opened to show rare baby plants, seaweed fertiliser, handwritten note, and pill box of joy.

Why You’ll Love It (and Why You Probably Need It)

Because this isn’t just about plants.

It’s about belonging to the weird, wonderful cult of people who talk to their pothos, rearrange their shelves for “better humidity flow,” and think soil texture is a love language.

The Plantaholic Prescription gives you that buzz — that “new leaf high.”

Every. Single. Month.

Perfect as a gift for plant lovers, a treat for yourself, or a beautiful excuse to justify your next propagation binge.

Everything inside The Plantaholic Prescription box — rare plants, seaweed tonic, joy pills, parchment letter, and eco packaging.

See It in Action

The Bearded Plantaholic revealing extra goodies from The Plantaholic Prescription box, including joy pills, seaweed fertiliser, and a handwritten note.

I’ve made a reel showing you the process — the unboxing, the pills, the notes, and the plants themselves. It’s part comedy, part therapy, and fully chaotic.

Watch it, share it, and then get your fix legally.

Because life’s better when it’s covered in leaves.

Watch The Reel