Welcome to the Bearded Plantaholic Outlet Store
- Jonny Balchandani
- Jul 16
- 3 min read
Rare Plants, Wild Prices, Limited-Time Everything
At The Bearded Plantaholic, we know the obsession is real — and the Outlet Store is our love letter to every jungle junkie who lives for a deal. This is where our weird, rare, and wonderful collide with ridiculously low prices, giving you access to plants, merch, and gear at prices as low as a worm’s willy. Yes, really.
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What Is the Outlet Store?
The Outlet Store is our limited-edition, clearance-style corner of the website, where you’ll find:
• Rare houseplants (some seconds, some stunners, all bargains)
• Plant merch like tees, totes, and mugs for the foliage-obsessed
• Plant pots, tools, and supplies to kit out your leafy lair
• One-off stock, retired items, or overstocks
• Surprise drops, test items, and mystery finds
If you’ve ever shouted “shut up and take my money!” at a Monstera albo, this is your zone.
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How Does It Work?
• Rotating stock – Items come and go fast. Once they’re gone, they’re gone.
• Updated regularly – Keep checking back (or join the newsletter to get early alerts).
• No reservations – First come, first served. Add to cart = buy it or cry later.
• Mixed condition – Some plants might have minor cosmetic blemishes, quirky growth, or be older stock – but always healthy and loved.
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Why Is It So Cheap?
Because we believe rare doesn’t have to mean ridiculous. Our outlet is a chance for you to:
• Score legendary plants at mortal prices
• Pick up lightly imperfect but totally glorious specimens
• Snap up merch and tools without breaking the bank
• Help us make space for new jungle arrivals (and keep the madness moving)
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FAQs – Let’s Clear the Leaves
Q: Are the plants healthy?
Yes. Always. Some might have cosmetic imperfections (scars, leaf damage, etc.) but they’re strong, rooted, and ready for a new home.
Q: Do outlet items come with care tips?
Not the usual boring printed guides. Instead, when you buy from me, you get a real human — me. Every customer has access to personal aftercare advice. Just drop me an email, tell me what plant you got, and I’ll give you tailored, no-fluff guidance specific to your setup. It’s like having your own personal jungle guru in your inbox.
Q: Why are there random things in here?
Because The Bearded Plantaholic is chaos. You might find discontinued merch, funky prototypes, or one-off items that don’t belong anywhere else.
Q: Is stock updated regularly?
Yes. We restock the outlet frequently — especially after events like Plantstock or when we launch new collections.
Q: Can I return outlet items?
Outlet purchases are final sale — no refunds or exchanges unless the item arrives damaged. But don’t worry, we’re real humans. If something’s up, talk to us.
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Final Thoughts – Jungle on a Budget? You’re in the Right Place
This isn’t your average clearance page. This is where rare meets real, and collectors on a budget can still build an empire. Whether it’s a slightly-scarred Scindapsus or the last XXL T-shirt left in the batch — the Outlet Store is your treasure trove.
🛒 Check it often. Shop it fast. And never underestimate what might be lurking in there.
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