40% Off All Houseplants. Five Days Only. Yes, This Is Real.
- Jonny Balchandani
- 7 days ago
- 2 min read
Let’s not dance around it.
New stock is arriving in ten days, and for the next five days only, every single plant currently left in stock is 40% off.
That means if you are looking to buy houseplants online in the UK, this is the moment where logic leaves the room and bargains walk in.
All indoor plants.
All reduced by 40%.
While stock lasts.
For the next five days only, orders over £40 qualify for 40% off all plants in that order. New stock is arriving in ten days and we need space, so this is your chance to grab beautiful, healthy indoor plants at genuinely ridiculous prices. Add plants to your basket, hit £40 or more, and the entire plant order gets 40% off while current stock lasts. Same care, same obsessive packing, just less money leaving your bank account. One love, tiny phone people.
Why Is Everything 40% Off?
Because the jungle is about to expand.
We have a large delivery of new plants landing very soon, and space is not a theoretical concept here. It is shelves, benches, heat mats, and actual physical room to breathe.
Rather than squeezing new arrivals in like an overpacked festival tent, we’re doing the sensible thing in the least sensible way possible:
• Making space properly
• Offering ridiculous discounts
• Getting beautiful plants into good homes
• Starting the next stock drop fresh and organised
Is it madness?
Absolutely.
Is it also one of the best chances you’ll get to pick up discounted houseplants from an independent UK plant shop?
Also yes.
What’s Included in the Sale?
Everything that is currently in stock.
This is not:
• A clearance of sad plants
• A selection of leftovers
• A “we found these at the back” situation
These are healthy, established indoor plants that simply need to move to make way for what’s coming next.
Same quality.
Same care.
Same careful packing.
Just significantly less money.
Buying Plants Online in the UK – What You Can Expect
If you’ve never ordered from us before, here’s how it works:
• Plants are hand-picked and checked before packing
• Proper soil and root systems, not rushed cuttings
• Carefully packaged for UK delivery
• Shipped with the same care we’d expect for our own plants
This is not mass-produced plant shipping.
It’s a small, obsessive online plant shop that genuinely cares where every leaf ends up.
Five Days. Then It’s Gone.
This sale runs for five days only.
Once the space is made:
• The sale ends
• New stock arrives
• Prices return to normal
If you’ve been hovering, overthinking, or telling yourself “I’ll grab it later”, this is later.
Help us make space.
Enjoy plants at prices that make no sense.
Everyone wins.
One love,
Tiny phone people
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