Flash Sale: 10% Off All Plants Until 20th November — Clearing Space for a Fresh Jungle Drop

Right.

We’ve officially reached that time of year where the greenhouse, the grow rooms, and every flat surface in my house have been overtaken by leaves, roots, and things that may or may not be plotting a coup.

Which means one thing:

I need space.

Real space.

Before Charlotte launches a full investigation into how many plants I’ve “accidentally” brought home this month.

So from now until 20th November, you get 10% off ALL PLANTS on the website.

Not pots.

Not subscription boxes.

Just the plants.

The good stuff.

The living, breathing, personality-filled jungle creatures you actually want.

This is a plant-only flash sale, and it’s your chance to grab something beautiful before it disappears forever.

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Don’t Wait for the New Stock — Seriously

I know what some of you are thinking:

“I’ll just wait for the new plants coming in…”

No.

No you won’t.

And here’s why:

I never have the same plants twice. Ever.

There’s no conveyor belt of duplicates.

No endless boxes of identical Philodendrons.

No warehouse where I’ve hoarded 700 Monsteras like a botanical goblin.

Everything I stock is:

• small-batch

• unique

• grown or sourced in limited numbers

• never replicated in the same way again

When a plant sells?

That exact plant — that size, that shape, that variegation, that moment — is gone.

And trust me, there is always someone who messages me a week later asking if I have another one.

I don’t.

I never do.

That’s the magic of this shop.

So if you see something now?

Grab it while it’s 10% off, because it will not be here when the new drop lands.

New Plants Are Coming — But They’re

Different, Not “Better”

Yes, the next restock is gorgeous.

Yes, there are some obscene rarities.

Yes, I’m already in love with half of them.

But the new drop doesn’t “replace” the current stock.

It’s not:

old plants → better plants

It’s:

plants you love now

AND

new plants that look nothing like them.

Different species.

Different colours.

Different sizes.

Different weirdness.

If you’re waiting, you might miss out on your favourite.

Flash Sale Details

Here’s everything you need to know:

• 10% off all PLANTS only

• Ends 20th November at midnight

• Discount applied automatically at checkout

• Does not apply to plant pots

• Does not apply to subscription boxes (Baby Boxes, Plant Prescription, etc.)

• Limited stock — once they’re gone, they’re gone

Final Words From Your Local Plant Dealer

If a plant is calling your name... answer it.

This isn’t Ikea.

These aren’t mass-produced.

And there will never be an identical restock.

Go get your favourites now before the new jungle arrives and everyone else swoops in.

One love, tiny phone people.

Go raid the shop while the sale is live.

P.S. Minimum order is £20. No faff, no codes, no messing about — the 10% comes off automatically at checkout. Just add your plants and boom… discount applied.

Fill Your Green Boots!