NEW STOCK — 10% Off Every Plant Until Thursday 23rd October!
- Jonny Balchandani
- 2 days ago
- 2 min read
I’ve officially gone bananas — everything’s 10% off until Thursday 23rd October!
No codes, no faff, just pure, automatic jungle joy at checkout.
Whether you’re after something rare, something leafy, or something that simply screams “I’m a plant parent now,” this is your sign.
Go on… treat yourself, tiny phone people.
Fresh in and Unbelievable
The latest drop will land this week — and it’s an absolute riot of colour, texture, and “holy crap, I need that” moments. Here’s a taste of what’s waiting in the jungle right now:
Anthurium ‘Luxurians x Radicans’ – prehistoric texture, metallic sheen, and a vibe that says “I’ve seen some things.”
Alocasia ‘Loco’ – deep purple metallic leaves that look like they belong on another planet.
Anthurium ‘King of Clarinervium Sulanjana’ – a proper showstopper. Big, bold, and beautiful heart-shaped leaves fit for leafy royalty.
Alocasia micholitziana ‘Frydek Variegata’ – velvet, cream, and chaos. It’s everything you love about Frydek with a sprinkle of wild mutation.
Philodendron ‘Spiritus-sancti’ – the holy grail of aroid collectors. Long, elegant leaves and serious bragging rights.
Monstera ‘Burle Marx Flame’ – like a tropical fire dance. Every leaf twists and cuts like living sculpture.
Alocasia ‘Ninja Tricolour’ – green, pink, and near-black all on one leaf. It’s got drama, it’s got mystery, it’s got attitude.
Scindapsus ‘Shimmering Silver’ – sleek, soft, and glittering like moonlight on jungle leaves.
Labisia ‘Turtle Back’ – patterned perfection, glossy and sculptural, straight from the rainforest.
Philodendron ‘Florida Beauty’ – creamy variegation, sculptural leaves, and the personality of a diva.
Epipremnum amplissimum ‘Silver Variegata’ – shimmering leaves with streaks of ice and steel. Minimalist, elegant, perfect.
Epipremnum amplissimum ‘green, lime Variegata’ – Green Variegata hums like the rainforest after rain. Long, slender leaves ripple with painterly strokes of jade and soft lime, each one a shifting gradient of living green. It’s the quiet side of wild — lush, fluid, endlessly elegant.
10% Off — No Codes, No Catch
Every single plant above (and plenty more I couldn’t fit here) is 10% off until Thursday 23rd October.
No promo codes, no checkout nonsense — it’s automatic.
This is the time to fill your jungle, expand the chaos, or finally grab that wishlist plant you’ve been stalking for weeks.
Go bananas. Go big.
And remember — the only thing better than a new plant… is a discounted one.
One love,
Jonny — The Bearded Plantaholic
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