The £400 Plant Giveaway
- Jonny Balchandani
- Apr 24
- 2 min read

Enter the Jungle If You Dare
Right then. Let’s not mess about.
I’m giving away £400 worth of plants – and yes, that’s FOUR HUNDRED QUID of leafy, rooty, luscious madness.
Why? Because I love you, because plants are life, and because my lorry jungle is bursting at the seams and someone’s got to benefit.
Here’s the deal:
There are two separate £200 giveaways running side by side – so you’ve got TWO chances to win.
1. GUESS TO WIN – The Lorry Jungle Challenge
I’ve turned an actual lorry into a proper jungle. Plants on every shelf, hanging from the ceiling, probably growing out the glove box by now.
All you have to do is guess how many plants I’ve managed to squeeze in there.
One guess only.
Leave your number as a comment on the giveaway reel on my Instagram.
Closest guess wins £200 worth of plants. Simple.
2. BUY TO WIN – The More You Buy, The More You Enter
Got your eye on a plant or two (or five)? Well now’s the time.
Every individual plant you buy from my website between now and 31st May gives you one entry into a second draw for another £200 prize.
Buy 1 plant = 1 entry
Buy 3 plants = 3 entries
Buy a jungle = infinite good vibes (and entries)
It doesn’t matter if it’s a rare beauty or a cheeky baby box – it all counts.
3. SHARE THE POST – Spread the Jungle
Want to help fuel the chaos?
Share the giveaway reel to your Instagram Story and tag me – help this madness spread like a Monstera runner on steroids.
You won’t get an extra entry for this, but you WILL get my eternal love and admiration (and probably a follow back if I’m feeling sentimental).
Important Dates:
Giveaway closes: Midnight, 31st May
Winners announced: 1st June on Instagram and via email
What You Can Win:
Two lucky plant people will each receive £200 worth of plants – handpicked from my collection and shipped with love (and possibly cat hair, I won’t lie).
Expect a box of magic: rare, weird, trailing, climbing, variegated, ridiculous – basically, a curated jungle starter pack.
So, to summarise:
Guess the plant number on Instagram = 1 chance to win £200
Buy plants (every plant = 1 entry) = another chance to win £200
Share the reel to your story and tag me = top-tier legend status
This is my biggest giveaway yet. And frankly, I can’t wait to see who wins.
Get stuck in. Get your guesses in. Get your orders in. Let’s make May a jungle to remember.
One love, always.
– The Bearded Plantaholic
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