We’re Having a Break. So We’re Doing a Sale!
- Jonny Balchandani
- 6 hours ago
- 1 min read
Right, full transparency.
We’re having a short break.
Plants won’t be sent out until 5th January.
And instead of pretending this is some deeply spiritual plant ritual… we’re just owning it.
But here’s the deal.
From now until midnight on the 4th, every plant on the site is 20% off.
Why?
Because ordering now means:
You get a discount
We get orders ticking over
You completely forget you bought a plant
And then one turns up in January and ruins your productivity in the best possible way
Honestly, it’s one of life’s underrated joys.
You click buy.
You move on with your life.
And then weeks later… surprise jungle.
Orders placed during the sale will be dispatched from 5th January, once we’re back, caffeinated, and emotionally ready to deal with plants and people again.
No codes.
No hoops.
Just 20% off everything until the 4th at midnight. Min order £30.
If you’ve been hovering over a plant, now’s the time.
If you weren’t planning to buy one… you probably still will.
Sale ends 4th January, 11:59pm.
Dispatch resumes 5th January.
One love,
Jonny
The Bearded Plantaholic
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