Only 10 Exist: The Gold Crest Stamped Book Box of 'You’re Overwatering It'
- Jonny Balchandani
- 13 hours ago
- 2 min read
Most copies of You’re Overwatering It will travel the world the normal way.
Through trusted retailers.
Through warehouses.
Through algorithms doing their quiet little dance.
If you simply want the book, please buy it through one of the official suppliers here:
That list includes all verified retailers worldwide, and supporting them genuinely helps the book grow legs.
But ten copies never went that route. Ten copies stopped on my desk. And I marked them.
Each one has been hand stamped in gold with the official The Bearded Plantaholic crest, pressed directly into the cover.
Not printed.
Not foiled.
Impressed.
A permanent mark in the board itself.
You can feel it. It sits there like a seal of something slightly obsessive and entirely intentional.
Then I open the book.
Inside, on the green endpaper, I emboss my seal into the page.
And then I write directly onto that page.
Not on a loose note.
Not on a card.
Not tucked inside.
I write into the book itself.
Real ink.
A personal handwritten message.
Signed properly.
If it’s for you, I write to you.
If it’s a gift for a plant lover, leave their name and details in the comments section when you order, or email thebeardedplantaholic@gmail.com, and I will write it out to them instead.
Birthday.
New home.
Encouragement.
A quiet nudge to stop drowning their Monstera.
This is open worldwide. Wherever you are.
Included in The Book Box:
• One gold crest stamped copy of You’re Overwatering It
• A handwritten personalised message written inside the book
• My signature
• A bag of trinkets from the jungle desk
There are no plants in this one. Just something that carries weight. Only ten copies have been marked like this. Not ten per month. Not ten per event. Ten. Full stop.
When they are gone, there will not be more.
Some books are bought.
These were marked.
One love, tiny phone people.
This is uber special.