The Cure for “Just One More Plant” Syndrome
- Jonny Balchandani
- 3 days ago
- 2 min read
Let’s be honest — you don’t need another plant.
But you’ll probably get one anyway.
And honestly? I fully support that decision.
Because every jungle deserves a little chaos — and right now, that chaos comes with 10% off everything. Yep, the 10% sale is still on until Thursday 23rd October, and it’s automatically applied at checkout.
No codes, no nonsense — just an even better excuse to grow your leafy empire.
What’s in Stock Right Now
The greenhouse is bursting. From velvet-leaved royalty to glossy tropical icons, there’s something for every level of plant addiction.
You’ll find:
Anthuriums that look like they belong in a museum, not a pot.
Philodendrons with that wild, jungle energy that takes over a room.
Alocasias that shimmer, sulk, and steal the show.
Scindapsus so silver it practically glows.
Monsteras that could make grown collectors weep.
Whether you’re hunting for your next rare statement piece or just want something easy and gorgeous to fill that suspiciously empty corner, now’s the time.
And remember — everything’s 10% off until Thursday. So if your wishlist has been whispering to you in the night… this is your sign to cave in.
The Plantaholic Prescription
Too indecisive? Too busy? Too obsessed?
Let me handle it.
The Plantaholic Prescription is your monthly dose of jungle therapy: a curated surprise plant, exclusive perks, and zero decision fatigue. It’s like your houseplant dealer on subscription — but with fewer shady alleyways and more glossy leaves.
In Summary
You might think your jungle’s full.
You might think your wallet’s closed.
You might even think you can resist.
You can’t.
Not when there’s 10% off every plant until Thursday.
So go on — feed the obsession.
Or Book a FREE visit to my shop !
One love,
Jonny — The Bearded Plantaholic
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