The Jungle Just Got Wilder — 10% Off All Plants Until October 23rd
- Jonny Balchandani
- Oct 14
- 2 min read
It’s that time again, tiny phone people — the greenhouse is overflowing, the shelves are creaking, and I’ve just unpacked a shipment so good it deserves its own drumroll.
And to celebrate, everything on the site is 10% off until midnight on 23rd October.
No codes, no fuss — just add to basket and watch the magic happen.
Fresh Off the Trolley — New Arrivals You’ll Want Before They’re Gone
Alocasia ‘Dragon Scale Variegata’
A rare twist on a cult classic — metallic green leaves with marbled variegation that look forged by mythical creatures.
Philodendron ‘Florida Beauty’
Chunky, variegated, and unapologetically loud. Each leaf a one-off work of art.
Anthurium ‘Delta Force’
Thick, sculptural leaves and serious attitude. Like the plant version of an action hero.
Monstera ‘Thai Constellation’
The constellation everyone wants in their living room — creamy white marbling, fast growth, and now 10% cheaper.
Syngonium ‘Mottled’
That chaotic variegation we love — greens, whites, and pinks all mashed together. Totally unpredictable, totally addictive.
Epipremnum pinnatum ‘Cebu Blue’ & ‘Marble Planet’
Two metallic masterpieces that thrive in bright light. Train them up, let them trail, or just stare lovingly at the shimmer.
Hoya ‘Mathilde Splash’
Chunky, round leaves dusted in silver speckles — easy to grow and a statement in any pot.
Alocasia ‘Jacklyn’
Wild, jagged leaves that look like nature went abstract. One of the most wanted alocasias right now.
Philodendron ‘Ring of Fire’
Fire in the name, fire in the foliage. Bold streaks of yellow, green and orange that live up to the hype.
Monstera ‘Frozen Freckles’
Yes, that’s its real name — frosty, freckled variegation that looks like a winter storm on a leaf.
Everything’s 10% Off — Automatically
No need to remember a code. No need to click “apply discount.”
Just fill your basket and the 10% will melt away like condensation on a grow light.
📅 Offer ends: Midnight, 23rd October
🔥 Discount: Applied automatically at checkout
Why This Drop’s Different
This isn’t your run-of-the-mill garden-centre restock.
These plants are rare, properly rooted, and hand-selected — no limp imports, no half-dead bargain bin finds.
Every leaf has been raised with the right soil, humidity, and probably a bit of bad language.
They’re ready to thrive in your jungle — not just survive.
Don’t Miss Out
These trays go fast, and once they’re gone, that’s it until the next big import.
So, if you’ve been waiting for the perfect time to grab your next obsession — this is it.
One love, tiny phone people. 🌱
— Jonny (The Bearded Plantaholic)
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