Introducing The Plantaholic Prescription: Your Monthly Dose of Chlorophyll
- Jonny Balchandani
- Oct 5
- 3 min read
Updated: Oct 6
If you’ve ever caught yourself whispering to your Monstera, checking your cuttings like they’re newborns, or rearranging your houseplants just for fun — congratulations, you’re one of us. And now, there’s finally a way to feed your addiction responsibly.
Welcome to The Plantaholic Prescription — a monthly subscription box designed for the wildly obsessed, the chronic propagators, and the beautifully unhinged lovers of green.
What Is The Plantaholic Prescription?
Every month, you’ll receive a curated box filled with 1–3 rooted baby plants straight from my personal jungle. These aren’t your average garden-centre suspects — we’re talking about rare species, collector favourites, and plants with stories to tell.
Each box also comes with a few surprises, because life’s too short for predictable foliage:
Exclusive extras — could be fresh cuttings, planty goodies, or something experimental from my propagation bench.
Early access to new stock and limited editions before anyone else gets a peek.
A personal note from me with care tips, hacks, and the occasional questionable life advice.
Basically, it’s a monthly jungle fix delivered to your door.
Why You’ll Love It
Because it’s not just a box — it’s a lifestyle (and possibly a gateway to needing a bigger house).
Each month’s selection changes, meaning you’ll constantly discover new favourites. Think of it as nature’s way of keeping you on your toes — or perhaps, nature’s way of laughing as you rearrange your shelves again.
You’ll get first dibs on new plants before they hit the website, which means you can smugly say things like, “Oh, that? Yeah, I got it before it was cool.”
Who It’s For
The collector who’s running out of windowsills but refuses to stop.
The beginner who wants to learn while building their dream jungle.
The self-confessed plant addict who loves surprises and chaos in equal measure.
Whether you’re growing your first peace lily or juggling a dozen anthuriums, The Plantaholic Prescription is a monthly reminder that happiness really does grow on stems.
A Note from Me
Every box includes a handwritten note (yes, from me personally) packed with practical care tips, current greenhouse experiments, and a few of the things I’ve learned the hard way.
I want you to feel like you’re part of this world — not just buying plants, but levelling up your skills and growing alongside them.
Eco-Friendly, Ethically Sourced
All plants are grown and shipped with care — eco-friendly packaging, peat-free soil mixes, and sustainable propagation methods. The only thing more organic than the box is the madness that fuels it.
How to Join
Joining is easy:
Head to The Plantaholic Prescription page.
Choose your subscription.
Sit back and prepare for your next hit of chlorophyll.
Once you sign up, you’ll automatically become part of the jungle’s inner circle — where the plants are lush, the advice is honest, and the jokes are mostly unfiltered.
Why This Box?
Because plant people don’t just want plants. We want connection, discovery, and that thrill of opening a box to find something alive, beautiful, and full of potential.
This box was built for that — to keep the curiosity alive, one leaf at a time.
Get Your Monthly Fix - The Plantaholic Prescription
Join the community of proud plant addicts and take your seat at the green table.
Your prescribed dose of chlorophyll awaits — side effects may include extreme happiness, excessive propagation, and possible jungle expansion.
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