The Plantaholic Prescription
Hand-picked plants, a personal note with tips, first access to new stock, previews of seasonal boxes, and surprise extras. The Plantaholic Prescription — “Your prescribed dose of chlorophyll.”
- 1-3 rooted baby plants
- First access to new stock
- Exclusive previews of seasonal boxes
- Surprise extras
- A note from me with care tips and hacks
We pack all of our boxes with love and alot of care. During the winter period we add a heat pack to your order. We will not send plants on a Thursday or Friday to avoid them being held over the weekend. We post your 'package of happiness' within 3-5 working days after your order is placed and use Royal Mail 1st class tracked postage. Alternatively you can call us and arrange to collect them yourselves from our indoor jungle and save a delivery charge. UK shipping ONLY.
If you have any other questions or concerns simply email us.
To cancel your subscription , log in to my website, click your member profile at the top of the site, select My Subscriptions from the drop-down menu, and then choose to cancel the specific subscription. You can cancel anytime.
Welcome to The Plantaholic Prescription — your monthly fix of leafy chaos, curated straight from my jungle.
Each month, you’ll receive 1–3 hand-picked, rooted plants, chosen for their rarity, beauty, or sheer personality. Expect exclusive extras — maybe fresh cuttings, maybe plant goodies, maybe something completely unexpected (because plants and I both enjoy surprises).
Every box also includes a personal note from me with my latest tips, tricks, and hacks — what’s working in my greenhouse right now, what’s thriving, and what’s gone a bit feral. It’s part care guide, part confession.
Subscribers get first access to new stock, sneak peeks at seasonal boxes, and early access to rare or limited plants before they’re available to the public.
Payments & Renewals
• Subscriptions are billed automatically each month on the same date you joined.
• Once your monthly payment is taken, your box is confirmed for that cycle.
• You can cancel or pause anytime by logging into your account and managing your subscription directly.
• If you’d rather I handle it, just email thebeardedplantaholic@gmail.com and I’ll sort it for you.
• Cancellations made after payment will apply to the following month - your current box will still be sent.Boxes are sent via tracked delivery. You’ll receive an email with your tracking info as soon as your order leaves the jungle.
UK orders usually arrive within 2–5 working days once dispatched.All plants are carefully packed (by me and Charlotte) in eco-friendly, protective materials to make sure they arrive healthy and happy.
If your parcel goes missing, arrives late, or looks like it’s been in a bar fight, email thebeardedplantaholic@gmail.com within 7 working days, and I’ll track it down or replace it.
Refunds & Replacements
Because these are live plants, I can’t accept returns or refunds for minor imperfections or a change of heart.
If your plants arrive damaged or dead on arrival, email me within 48 hours with photos. Once confirmed, I’ll offer a fair replacement or refund — no fuss, no drama.
Privacy & Data
Your details (name, address, email, payment info) are used purely to send you your plants and keep you updated. Payments are handled securely via Wix; I never see your card details.
I’ll only contact you about your orders, updates, or jungle-related news — no spam, no nonsense.
If you ever want your data deleted, updated, or changed, just email thebeardedplantaholic@gmail.com.
General Info
• You must be 18+ to subscribe.
• Plant varieties, size, and appearance may vary by season and availability.
• I can’t be held responsible for courier delays, postal chaos, or your cat eating your new Philodendron.
• All text, images, and content belong to The Bearded Plantaholic Ltd. Copying them without permission is about as welcome as spider mites.
Summary:
Every month, you’ll get 1–3 hand-picked plants, exclusive firsts, early access to new stock, a personal note with my best plant hacks, and a surprise or cutting from my jungle.Get ready for side effects including extreme happiness, excessive propagation, and possible jungle expansion.
One love,
Jonny – The Bearded Plantaholic
📧 thebeardedplantaholic@gmail.com
Reviews
I love this subscription it opens me to plants i would have never of even known about.
I love the handwritten note and little extras that come with the plants. However it can be a bit awkward for me to identify the exact plants I have received, it does normally say the genome/family (e.g. monstera) but that doesn’t help me as there are many similar looking plants from those families.
These photos are the plants I received any help on identifying them would be appreciated, they are anthuriums.
Awesome, I can't wait for the next one! The plants are just stunning and the little extras are just the icing on the cake 😍👌
What an amazing treasure 💚
This is the best place you can get your plants in the UK.
They arrive very well / carefully packed and in a beautiful state. You can watch Jonny's insta or the YouTube for amazing content and tips. Talking about tips, his book is the best thing to begin your plant journey.
Really overall 11/10!
When you receive those plants, you don't only receive new babies, you receive all the good vibes that Jonny puts into their care and growth.
Cannot recommend enough!
Honestly if you love plants and mystery boxes this is THE box to buy. Every month is something new and exciting, always up to three plants but always amazing quality. Plus some stickers, incense and some other mystery items included but that's half the fun. Guaranteed great quality plants always packed with love and care.
I love this box of goodness. Every month I get an assortment of planty accessories and 2-3 exceptional plants. There isn’t always clear instructions how to keep them alive but you can reach out for help if you need to.
The best subscription I’ve ever had. Long may it continue.
I've been collecting climbers for a while now and there was a place that was empty, postman hands me a huge box..
What is it! A god damn climber!! Exactly what I needed
Nailed it again
Amazing!! Really well packed prompt delivery made me really happy
I’m out of room for the plants that aren’t pet safe! It would be incredible to have a pet friendly prescription box to sub to!
I have loved having a fresh box of plants to look forward to each month. And they have always been healthy and pest free when they arrive, packaged insanely well with biodegradable packaging.
Always appreciate the handwritten notes and little goodies included.
I’m sad that I have to pause my subscription for a bit until I figure a way to keep pets safe.
Perfect plants every time. Johnny and Charl were so helpful and kind when I had to change my order due to a mix up with stock. Each plant I’ve had has been wonderful and they have all been thriving 🤩 Thanks again 🪴
I have been looking for an Aglaonema Pictum aka Camouflage for a while. Then there one was sat looking up at me from its wrapping in the prescription box. Couldn’t be more happy about the contents of this months box