Welcome to The Plantaholic Prescription — your monthly fix of leafy chaos, curated straight from my jungle.
Each month, you’ll receive 1–3 hand-picked, rooted plants, chosen for their rarity, beauty, or sheer personality. Expect exclusive extras — maybe fresh cuttings, maybe plant goodies, maybe something completely unexpected (because plants and I both enjoy surprises).
Every box also includes a personal note from me with my latest tips, tricks, and hacks — what’s working in my greenhouse right now, what’s thriving, and what’s gone a bit feral. It’s part care guide, part confession.
Subscribers get first access to new stock, sneak peeks at seasonal boxes, and early access to rare or limited plants before they’re available to the public.
Payments & Renewals
• Subscriptions are billed automatically each month on the same date you joined.
• Once your monthly payment is taken, your box is confirmed for that cycle.
• You can cancel or pause anytime by logging into your account and managing your subscription directly.
• If you’d rather I handle it, just email thebeardedplantaholic@gmail.com and I’ll sort it for you.
• Cancellations made after payment will apply to the following month - your current box will still be sent.
Boxes are sent via tracked delivery. You’ll receive an email with your tracking info as soon as your order leaves the jungle.
UK orders usually arrive within 2–5 working days once dispatched.
All plants are carefully packed (by me and Charlotte) in eco-friendly, protective materials to make sure they arrive healthy and happy.
If your parcel goes missing, arrives late, or looks like it’s been in a bar fight, email thebeardedplantaholic@gmail.com within 7 working days, and I’ll track it down or replace it.
Refunds & Replacements
Because these are live plants, I can’t accept returns or refunds for minor imperfections or a change of heart.
If your plants arrive damaged or dead on arrival, email me within 48 hours with photos. Once confirmed, I’ll offer a fair replacement or refund — no fuss, no drama.
Privacy & Data
Your details (name, address, email, payment info) are used purely to send you your plants and keep you updated. Payments are handled securely via Wix; I never see your card details.
I’ll only contact you about your orders, updates, or jungle-related news — no spam, no nonsense.
If you ever want your data deleted, updated, or changed, just email thebeardedplantaholic@gmail.com.
General Info
• You must be 18+ to subscribe.
• Plant varieties, size, and appearance may vary by season and availability.
• I can’t be held responsible for courier delays, postal chaos, or your cat eating your new Philodendron.
• All text, images, and content belong to The Bearded Plantaholic Ltd. Copying them without permission is about as welcome as spider mites.
Summary:
Every month, you’ll get 1–3 hand-picked plants, exclusive firsts, early access to new stock, a personal note with my best plant hacks, and a surprise or cutting from my jungle.
Get ready for side effects including extreme happiness, excessive propagation, and possible jungle expansion.
One love,
Jonny – The Bearded Plantaholic
📧 thebeardedplantaholic@gmail.com
