Grow Weird, Bloom Late Vest
 
Organic Cotton – Limited Stock – Worldwide Shipping 
 
Not everyone grows in straight lines — and we’re proud of that.
This vest is for the slow burners, the late bloomers, and the gloriously oddball plant lovers who take their own sweet time.
 
The Grow Weird, Bloom Late vest is made from soft, breathable organic cotton, designed to be worn with confidence, chaos, and a slight layer of potting soil.
 
Features That Matter:
 
Printed on 100% organic cotton — kind to skin, kinder to Earth
Original Bearded Plantaholic artwork — not sold anywhere else
Ideal for gardening, lounging, or philosophising with your fiddle leaf
Ships worldwide in eco-friendly packaging
 
Because not everything needs to happen fast.
Grow strange. Take your time.
And when you finally bloom… do it louder than anyone expected.