Welcome to The Plantaholic Prescription — your monthly fix of leafy chaos, curated straight from my jungle.
Each month, you’ll receive 1–3 hand-picked, rooted plants, chosen for their rarity, beauty, or sheer personality. Expect exclusive extras — maybe fresh cuttings, maybe plant goodies, maybe something completely unexpected (because plants and I both enjoy surprises).
Every box also includes a personal note from me with my latest tips, tricks, and hacks — what’s working in my greenhouse right now, what’s thriving, and what’s gone a bit feral. It’s part care guide, part confession.
Subscribers get first access to new stock, sneak peeks at seasonal boxes, and early access to rare or limited plants before they’re available to the public.
Payments & Renewals
• Subscriptions are billed automatically each month on the same date you joined.
• Once your monthly payment is taken, your box is confirmed for that cycle.
• You can cancel or pause anytime by logging into your account and managing your subscription directly.
• If you’d rather I handle it, just email thebeardedplantaholic@gmail.com and I’ll sort it for you.
• Cancellations made after payment will apply to the following month - your current box will still be sent.
Boxes are sent via tracked delivery. You’ll receive an email with your tracking info as soon as your order leaves the jungle.
UK orders usually arrive within 2–5 working days once dispatched.
All plants are carefully packed (by me and Charlotte) in eco-friendly, protective materials to make sure they arrive healthy and happy.
If your parcel goes missing, arrives late, or looks like it’s been in a bar fight, email thebeardedplantaholic@gmail.com within 7 working days, and I’ll track it down or replace it.
Refunds & Replacements
Because these are live plants, I can’t accept returns or refunds for minor imperfections or a change of heart.
If your plants arrive damaged or dead on arrival, email me within 48 hours with photos. Once confirmed, I’ll offer a fair replacement or refund — no fuss, no drama.
Privacy & Data
Your details (name, address, email, payment info) are used purely to send you your plants and keep you updated. Payments are handled securely via Wix; I never see your card details.
I’ll only contact you about your orders, updates, or jungle-related news — no spam, no nonsense.
If you ever want your data deleted, updated, or changed, just email thebeardedplantaholic@gmail.com.
General Info
• You must be 18+ to subscribe.
• Plant varieties, size, and appearance may vary by season and availability.
• I can’t be held responsible for courier delays, postal chaos, or your cat eating your new Philodendron.
• All text, images, and content belong to The Bearded Plantaholic Ltd. Copying them without permission is about as welcome as spider mites.
Summary:
Every month, you’ll get 1–3 hand-picked plants, exclusive firsts, early access to new stock, a personal note with my best plant hacks, and a surprise or cutting from my jungle.
Get ready for side effects including extreme happiness, excessive propagation, and possible jungle expansion.
One love,
Jonny – The Bearded Plantaholic
📧 thebeardedplantaholic@gmail.com
Reviews
I love this subscription it opens me to plants i would have never of even known about.
I love the handwritten note and little extras that come with the plants. However it can be a bit awkward for me to identify the exact plants I have received, it does normally say the genome/family (e.g. monstera) but that doesn’t help me as there are many similar looking plants from those families.
These photos are the plants I received any help on identifying them would be appreciated, they are anthuriums.
Perfect plants every time. Johnny and Charl were so helpful and kind when I had to change my order due to a mix up with stock. Each plant I’ve had has been wonderful and they have all been thriving 🤩 Thanks again 🪴
Every month I'm always so excited to receive a new box, filled with a note and small gifts as well as another plant to my ever growing collection!
Amazing!! Really well packed prompt delivery made me really happy
I have been looking for an Aglaonema Pictum aka Camouflage for a while. Then there one was sat looking up at me from its wrapping in the prescription box. Couldn’t be more happy about the contents of this months box
Beautiful babies, perfectly packaged with love.
Looking forward to next monthly treat