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The Bearded Plantaholic Christmas Box
There’s Christmas magic. And then there’s this.
 
Only 30 people will get their hands on one of these exclusive boxes, each packed with plants, surprises, and something truly rare – a piece of my jungle and a piece of the ocean, together in one gift.
 
This isn’t some pre-packed “gift set” churned out in a warehouse. It’s a personal creation. Curated, planted, packed and approved by me.
 
 
What’s Inside
 
A Recycled Ghost Net Pot
Each box includes one of my limited-edition pots made from recycled fishing nets collected from UK beaches. Only 100 of these pots exist in the world, and just 30 of them are going into the Christmas Boxes. Once they’re gone, that’s it. You’ll be one of the only people to ever own one of these rare, ocean-saving beauties – branded, exclusive, and designed to last a lifetime.
 
Two Handpicked Plants From My Jungle
You’re getting two of my finest plants, grown and nurtured right here in the Bearded Plantaholic jungle. These aren’t your average shop plants – they’re strong, healthy, full of character, and chosen because they belong in the hands of someone who gets it.
 
A Special Christmas Goodie Box Curated By Me
This is where things get fun. I’ve handpicked a selection of plant-related and just plain brilliant surprises. Think festive, think thoughtful, think unexpected. It’s a proper Christmas parcel!
 
 
Why It Matters
 
 
This box is more than a gift. It’s a thank you. A nod to everyone who’s been part of this jungle journey. It’s a celebration of growth, chaos, and creation – the stuff that keeps life interesting.
 
Only 30 will ever exist. Each one unique. Each one personal.
 
So if you’re the type who’d rather unwrap something alive, meaningful, and beautifully weird this Christmas, this is your sign.
 
The Bearded Plantaholic Christmas Box.
Curated, rooted, and full of wonder.

The Bearded Plantaholic Christmas Box

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    • Developing a sudden urge to redecorate your house around your new plants.

    • Involuntary bragging. Sometimes out loud, sometimes in hashtags.

    • Increased heart rate when spotting new leaf growth.

    • Whispering encouragement to your plants like a delusional coach.

    • Getting irrationally angry when someone calls your pot “green plastic.”

    • Not leaving the house because “the humidity feels perfect in here.”

    • Friends asking, “How many plants do you need?” and you losing all sense of proportion.

    • A noticeable boost in attractiveness (scientifically unproven, but suspiciously common).

    • The realisation that socks actually can be exciting.

    • Temporary loss of self-control when near other people’s foliage.

    • Uncontrollable desire to say “it’s not a phase, it’s a lifestyle.”

    • A faint but persistent belief that your plants can hear you.

    • Laughing alone while holding a watering can.

    • Becoming the person everyone messages with “Can you fix my plant?” followed by a photo of a twig.

     

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