Your Guide to Plant Care

If you’ve ever looked at your plant collection and thought, “Why do half of you thrive and the rest act like you’ve filed a noise complaint against me?” …it might not be the plants. It might be you. And that’s exactly why I built multiple personality tests into my book — not just one. Think of it as Myers-Briggs for jungle people , but with more moss, more madness, and far better hair. In ' You're Overwatering It ' you’ll find a whole series of quizzes designed to help you

There are Christmas gifts… and then there’s this. Forget bath sets, novelty socks, and candles that claim to smell like “festive cinnamon dreams.” This is the Christmas gift for people who measure time in leaf unfurlings, who talk to their plants more than their neighbours, and who think “just one more” is a perfectly reasonable approach to plant collecting. This year, I’ve created something truly special — The Bearded Plantaholic Christmas Box . Only 30 exist , each one a ha

There comes a point in every plant-nerd’s life where you have to ask: “Is this hobby or is this calling?” Well, I’ve spent the last few months pushing the limits of my chlorophyll-based ambitions, and the result is here. Fresh Stock, Fresh Vibes First things first: we’ve got new arrivals landing at The Bearded Plantaholic that you won’t find in your average garden centre. These aren’t the humdrum 9-to-5 pothos clones with zero drama — we’re talking statement growers, rare tex

You read that right. No secret passwords, no flashing pop-ups, no “subscribe to our newsletter to unlock the magic”. Just 10% off every single plant - automatically at checkout. Because honestly, who’s got time for faff? Why? Because the jungle gods told me to. And also because you lot deserve a little boost, it’s that mid-season slump where everyone’s either broke, bored, or buying things they don’t need from Amazon. At least this one’s alive. The Deal 10% off everything

Somewhere between work, doomscrolling, and reheating last night’s noodles, we stopped caring properly. Not because we don’t want to — just because everything’s loud . But when you care for something green — something alive — it whispers instead of screams. And maybe that’s what most of us are missing. The Slow Down Nobody Asked For Plants don’t rush. They don’t doomscroll. They don’t chase likes. They just… exist. And the second you start paying attention to that — the way a

A Jungle Built on Love (and a Bit of Soil) Sometimes after a long day , soil under my nails, moss in my beard, and a cup of cold coffee beside me , I scroll through your reviews. And honestly, it feels like being hugged by a hundred houseplant angels through a Wi-Fi signal. I started The Bearded Plantaholic with nothing more than a passion for greenery, a dream, and a questionable haircut. But what you lot have created… is something else entirely. It’s not just a business. It

An intimate walk through the rarest foliage to ever grace British air. When new stock lands, it doesn’t arrive quietly. It arrives like a thunderclap — boxes sweating from the flight, tape tearing like the start of a storm, and that first whiff of green: alive, wet, unapologetically wild. Every leaf in this shipment has a story, every vein an ancestry that stretches beyond memory. Come with me. We’ll move through the crates together, one plant at a time, and I’ll show you wha

I’ve officially gone bananas — everything’s 10% off until Thursday 23rd October! No codes, no faff, just pure, automatic jungle joy at checkout. Whether you’re after something rare, something leafy, or something that simply screams “I’m a plant parent now,” this is your sign. Go on… treat yourself, tiny phone people. Why Not Pop Into My Shop And Choose Your Plants Yourself! Click On This Photo To Book A Free Slot. Fresh in and Unbelievable The latest drop will land this week

Let’s be honest — you don’t need another plant. But you’ll probably get one anyway. And honestly? I fully support that decision. Because every jungle deserves a little chaos — and right now, that chaos comes with 10% off everything . Yep, the 10% sale is still on until Thursday 23rd October , and it’s automatically applied at checkout. No codes, no nonsense — just an even better excuse to grow your leafy empire. What’s in Stock Right Now The greenhouse is bursting. From velv

It’s that time again, tiny phone people — the greenhouse is overflowing, the shelves are creaking, and I’ve just unpacked a shipment so good it deserves its own drumroll. And to celebrate, everything on the site is 10% off until midnight on 23rd October . No codes, no fuss — just add to basket and watch the magic happen . Fresh Off the Trolley — New Arrivals You’ll Want Before They’re Gone Alocasia ‘Dragon Scale Variegata’ A rare twist on a cult classic — metallic green leave

There are moments that don’t quite feel real — and this is one of them. My debut book, You’re Overwatering It , is officially stocked in Waterstones. Yeah… Waterstones . I still remember walking into that same shop as a teenager, buying Harry Potter and the Philosopher’s Stone , and thinking, “Imagine having your own book on these shelves one day.” Well, teenage me — we bloody did it. After years of growing, propagating, laughing, killing a few plants along the way (RIP to th

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Ever shouted at a houseplant for not growing? Don’t lie — we’ve all done it. You stand there, watering can in one hand, disappointment in...

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Every houseplant collector remembers their first leap of faith — that moment you take a chance on something new, something a little...

Ah, variegation. The botanical equivalent of a glittering lottery ticket. It’s the thing that makes plant collectors go weak at the...